Blue waffle disease

Blue waffle disease may sound strange to some people; some may have already read about it when looking for information in the Internet. However, there is a rumor that blue waffle disease is not a real one; in stead, it is a product of imagination for some personal purposes. To make it clear, this writing will give you brief description of this disease and give some analysis to know whether it is real or unreal.

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What is blue waffle disease?

What is blue waffle disease?

Blue waffle disease? Maybe you do not imagine what it is when you first hear this name. Of course, it is not a medical term to show a kind of disease. “Waffle” is a slang used for the v*gina. So we can guess that blue waffle disease relates to v*gina and it changes v*gina into blue color. In fact, blue waffle disease is a v*gina infection and its unusual characteristic is the change of color around infected area into blue. This disease is transmitted through unsafe s*x.

What causes blue waffle disease?

Blue waffle disease develops when harmful bacteria grow and multiple on your v*gina. Especially, in case your immune system is weak or you have a low nutrition diet, it has a chance of developing easily at a high speed. Blue waffle disease can be caused by some reasons as following:
–    Wearing tight underwear
–    Using feminine hygiene sprays
–    Having unprotected s*x with your infected partner
–    Using unsanitary instruments in masturbation
–    Having improper hygiene
–    Keeping your v*gina unclean

What are symptoms of blue waffle disease?

Symptoms of blue waffle disease is regarded the same as symptoms of some kinds of diseases relating to v*gina. However, its symptom of changing color into blue is unique although this sign seldom happens. The symptoms of blue waffle disease consist of:
–    Swelling v*gina
–    The appearance of patches of welts in and around v*gina
–    The discharge of fluids
–    Strongly foul smell
–    Red patch like dots
–    A sensation of itching and burning
–    The change of v*gina’s color into blue

How to avoid blue waffle disease

As blue waffle disease is a s*xually transmitted disease and mainly caused by dirt, you should:
–    Have safe and protected s*x
–    Keep your v*gina clean and dry
–    Maintain proper hygiene, especially after having s*x
–    Enhance your immune system
–    Go and see your doctor immediately if you have some symptoms like ones listed above

Is blue waffle disease real or not?

Despite full information above, there is not enough scientific evidence to prove that blue waffle disease exists in reality. You may see some scary pictures of this disease in the Internet; however, no one is shown publicly as the patient of this infected disease. Furthermore, no medical professional or medical website give information about this blue waffle disease. You may wonder why it is mentioned in the Internet if it is a myth? May be someone wants to obtain more page view on his website so as to make money from advertisement, or someone have a view of reducing unsafe s*x among people. Despite its reality or myth, it had better for you to have safe s*x and keep yourself always clean. Otherwise, you are possible to catch other kinds of v*gina diseases and they are as scary as blue waffle disease.

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Comments

  1. Blue Waffle says:

    I don’t care what anyone says, if this blue waffle disease is real it has to be one of the worse diseases anyone could have.

  2. This if undoubtedly not true. There is a thing called photoshop just so you know! As Sammy has stated in the comments that: you can take a pic and colour it green with polka dots and some idiots are dumb enough to believe it!
    1) Get informed before you open your mouth: s*x ed, medical practitioner, ect.
    2) Understand the capabilities of photoshop

    I understand if the pic may be targeting teens who have un-protected s*x addiction but there are other ways.
    I feel extremely sorry for anyone who believes this s**t. FAKE FAKE FAKE
    By the way, I’m a Doctor

  3. This is so not true!!

  4. Marbles Raichu says:

    Okay, yeah this is old stuff, but I’d like to jump in to quell any suspicions if they haven’t been already.

    I’m 18, and there’s not a lot I don’t know.

    This whole blue waffle thing? Yes, it is photoshopped; I know because I’m a digital artist and photo manipulator who uses programmes like Photoshop E8 etc.

    There are many more horrific STDs and Blue waffle isn’t one of them.

    If y’all think not? Google the images for the phobias of ‘holes’.

    The result you will get are clusters of tiny holes in someone’s skin, for examle, a hand or leg.

    Guess what these are?

    Photoshop produce.

    You take images of post-blossoming seed pods and blend them into images of skin or wounds and you get something quite believably nasty.

    C’mon kids, don’t be so bloody gullible.

    Marbles the dysfunctional Raichu @ Facebook.

  5. Jessie Waffle says:

    FIRST

  6. Nurse1987 says:

    I have been a nurse for 5 years. I’ve worked in doctors offices, hospitals and I specialize in women’s health. I’d like to clear this up for everyone; the blue waffle disease is absolutely not real! It’s very apparent that the person who wrote this article is either very young or uneducated because it’s so poorly written and riddled with grammatical errors. There is no disease that could ever turn a v*gina blue. The “photo” that is circling the Internet is photoshopped! So please take a health class and stop spreading this terrible rumor! Also the v*gina is a self cleaning organ, if you actually put soap in your v*gina it can cause a real infection. So once again people please take s*x ed and educate yourselves! Oh and one more thing why is everyone censoring the word ‘v*gina’? It is not a bad or dirty word! It is an anatomically correct word for a body part like any other body part. Grow up people! Ignorance isn’t cute!

  7. ok boys and girls my only comment is when you go see a gyn please wash your thing before coming because we cannot take the smell of stale fish

    • Yes, because boys need to see gynos….and you’re a gyno that uses the word “thing” to describe a V*GINA. You sound totally legit and totally professional.

  8. never heard of blue waffle. just don’t know. blue ball disease had that a few times, not fun. from blue ball to blue waffle, my theriousness is just that. keep your eyes open, the lights on. be careful who you play with

  9. My gaina is blue like the Avatar …

  10. Yvonne Yates says:

    This is some serious sh*t, I’m 54 yrs. Old and in my day there was claps, vd, crabs. This sh*t is seriously nasty. Lesbian, straight men and women watch where your tounge gose.

  11. common sence please says:

    Okay so yes, this is an increadibly stupid idea and artical but I kinda understand them (whoever invented this idea) because a lot of teens (not all) are becoming s*xualy active which wouldn’t matter if it weren’t for the fact that little acts of carelessness leads to the spread of disease which may not seem as gross as “blue waffle” but is just as dangerous. Now some people I understand are not careless and use protection and are fine even as a teen but this was probably aimed at the idiots out there who don’t get their health/body and think things like our vaginas need soap and etc. Yet in their ignorance they still try try to reproduce. -_-

  12. I have a blue waffel it’s real

    • common sence please says:

      Okay not only did you just call yourself a liar by stating you have an imaginary STD but a whore too. Wow you’re stupid.

      • tinker-bell says:

        NO, actually your the idiot and she is probably trying to be funny by referring to a BLUEBERRY waffle, and yes, those ARE real…..what a moron!!

  13. Whether it’s real or not, I’m just glad I’m not out there having unsafe indiscriminate sex with just anyone. I have had sex with one man for almost 7 years now and we’re both faithful. And even before then I only had two other partners.I can’t believe there are some nasty bitches out there that have to be told to wash their coochies. Yuck.

  14. Kenny Blake says:

    haha

  15. Actually the vagina does clean itself internally, which is one of the reasons why you have discharge. Yes you should ofcouse wash, but you are going to correct someone else…know your Vagina.

  16. kayla alexanader says:

    O_O

  17. I meant juntoe

  18. Its called trichomoniasis lol……stop with the Blue waffle legend.

    Nursing Student

  19. “Keep your vagina clean and dry?” Um, the vagina cleans itself. And
    there is no STD that turns the external genitalia blue. Also, “vagina
    disease” is an inappropriate and incorrect term. This is complete crap
    written by a fool and I feel sorry for anyone who actually believes this
    stuff.

    • FYI the vagina does not clean itself. Its not an oven… you don’t set it to self clean and walk away… still takes soap and water via regular showers. Good luck with your hygiene.

      • The soap will neutralize its proper pH levels and increase the risk of yeast infections. Just wash with water, and not on the inside.

      • The vagina DOES clean itself. Apparently you have never been to any sort of higher education nor talked to a doctor. Good luck with YOUR hygiene.

      • karenbirkett says:

        No you are wrong , sorry to tell u. The vagina is a self cleaning part of the body. If you had ever been educated in any medical field you would have known this to be true. U must be thinking of external washing, that post is talking about internally, the vagina never needs douches etc because it naturally cleans and regulates bacteria within. Knowledge will set u free!

      • Fernando Moreira says:

        Sorry but…. it’s kind of a oven!
        you put something in… it bakes.. it grows… and if it’s one of the good ones is a self cleaning one!

    • Hey, you posted that on my b-day :)

  20. BarkHowl . says:

    This is uber fake and should be taken down

  21. Thanks, Meme Center. Thanks. Now you completely changed my view of waffles.

  22. lol 9gag will kil us one day!

  23. Thanks 9gag

  24. That is disgusting as fuck.Hope a Bitch ain’t got dat shit

  25. moi1234567890 says:

    nice information for my friend julia

  26. Londa E. Biggers says:

    Well regardless to if you think that this disease is real or not, the pictures definitely are. Whats stupid is how many of you ‘raw dawg’ it anyway when you know but simply ignore the fact that theres a huge chance that your sh** may end up looking like those ‘blue waffle’ pics, or worse. You cant fake a real std pic.

  27. Purple_Lava_Kitten says:

    Okay, Mr. Smartass. What the hell do you know about diseases? Are YOU a doctor?

  28. Ummm yes you can. It’s called photoshop. They took a pic, morphed and colored it and bam it’s a diseased vag. This disease is not real. I could take a medical pic of a vagina add green and purple stripes and yellow polka dots. That doesn’t mean CLOWN VAG is now a legit disease.

  29. Londa,
    How stupid are you, did you go to the high school on the hill? No doubt riding the short bus all the way. As Sammy says, you can photoshop anything, there is not one medical fact to back this up, no medical website or hospital will tell you it’s real because it’s just a slang term.

  30. you can with photo shop, this is not real

  31. Sally Hanson says:

    you don’t have to be mean towards each other!!!!

  32. Some feel they do. :!

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