Blue waffle disease

Blue waffle disease may sound strange to some people; some may have already read about it when looking for information in the Internet. However, there is a rumor that blue waffle disease is not a real one; in stead, it is a product of imagination for some personal purposes. To make it clear, this writing will give you brief description of this disease and give some analysis to know whether it is real or unreal.

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What is blue waffle disease?

What is blue waffle disease?

Blue waffle disease? Maybe you do not imagine what it is when you first hear this name. Of course, it is not a medical term to show a kind of disease. “Waffle” is a slang used for the v****a. So we can guess that blue waffle disease relates to v****a and it changes v****a into blue color. In fact, blue waffle disease is a v****a infection and its unusual characteristic is the change of color around infected area into blue. This disease is transmitted through unsafe s*x.

What causes blue waffle disease?

Blue waffle disease develops when harmful bacteria grow and multiple on your v****a. Especially, in case your immune system is weak or you have a low nutrition diet, it has a chance of developing easily at a high speed. Blue waffle disease can be caused by some reasons as following:
-    Wearing tight underwear
-    Using feminine hygiene sprays
-    Having unprotected s*x with your infected partner
-    Using unsanitary instruments in masturbation
-    Having improper hygiene
-    Keeping your v****a unclean

What are symptoms of blue waffle disease?

Symptoms of blue waffle disease is regarded the same as symptoms of some kinds of diseases relating to v****a. However, its symptom of changing color into blue is unique although this sign seldom happens. The symptoms of blue waffle disease consist of:
-    Swelling v****a
-    The appearance of patches of welts in and around v****a
-    The discharge of fluids
-    Strongly foul smell
-    Red patch like dots
-    A sensation of itching and burning
-    The change of v****a’s color into blue

How to avoid blue waffle disease

As blue waffle disease is a sexually transmitted disease and mainly caused by dirt, you should:
-    Have safe and protected s*x
-    Keep your v****a clean and dry
-    Maintain proper hygiene, especially after having s*x
-    Enhance your immune system
-    Go and see your doctor immediately if you have some symptoms like ones listed above

Is blue waffle disease real or not?

Despite full information above, there is not enough scientific evidence to prove that blue waffle disease exists in reality. You may see some scary pictures of this disease in the Internet; however, no one is shown publicly as the patient of this infected disease. Furthermore, no medical professional or medical website give information about this blue waffle disease. You may wonder why it is mentioned in the Internet if it is a myth? May be someone wants to obtain more page view on his website so as to make money from advertisement, or someone have a view of reducing unsafe s*x among people. Despite its reality or myth, it had better for you to have safe s*x and keep yourself always clean. Otherwise, you are possible to catch other kinds of v****a diseases and they are as scary as blue waffle disease.

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Comments

  1. kayla alexanader says:

    O_O

  2. I meant juntoe

  3. Its called trichomoniasis lol……stop with the Blue waffle legend.

    Nursing Student

  4. “Keep your v****a clean and dry?” Um, the v****a cleans itself. And
    there is no STD that turns the external genitalia blue. Also, “v****a
    disease” is an inappropriate and incorrect term. This is complete crap
    written by a fool and I feel sorry for anyone who actually believes this
    stuff.

    • FYI the v****a does not clean itself. Its not an oven… you don’t set it to self clean and walk away… still takes soap and water via regular showers. Good luck with your hygiene.

      • The soap will neutralize its proper pH levels and increase the risk of yeast infections. Just wash with water, and not on the inside.

      • The v****a DOES clean itself. Apparently you have never been to any sort of higher education nor talked to a doctor. Good luck with YOUR hygiene.

      • karenbirkett says:

        No you are wrong , sorry to tell u. The v****a is a self cleaning part of the body. If you had ever been educated in any medical field you would have known this to be true. U must be thinking of external washing, that post is talking about internally, the v****a never needs douches etc because it naturally cleans and regulates bacteria within. Knowledge will set u free!

      • Fernando Moreira says:

        Sorry but…. it’s kind of a oven!
        you put something in… it bakes.. it grows… and if it’s one of the good ones is a self cleaning one!

    • Hey, you posted that on my b-day :)

  5. BarkHowl . says:

    This is uber fake and should be taken down

  6. Thanks, Meme Center. Thanks. Now you completely changed my view of waffles.

  7. lol 9gag will kil us one day!

  8. Thanks 9gag

  9. That is disgusting as F**k.Hope a Bitch ain’t got dat s**t

  10. moi1234567890 says:

    nice information for my friend julia

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